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Servers

adipose3.clifford.lol

dns  OK  132.226.213.139
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_10.0p2
cert  OK  27 days
backup  OK  2025-11-30T02:03 
        __.__
     ._/ . . \_     --_.---.
     \_|  v  |_\    \   . . ''.-.
       |     |       |   v   __-'
       '--'--'      /-. .-. /
                    \./-\.//
             .-----.
          ._/  . .  \_
          \_    v    _\
            /-. .-. /
            \./_\.//


       Welcome to Adipose 3

assimilation2.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::2
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_9.6
cert  OK  69 days
backup  OK  2025-11-30T03:00
smart  OK  2025-11-30T00:11 OK 
[ no server motd ]

mondas.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::3
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_10.0p2
cert  OK  30 days
backup  OK  2025-11-30T03:02 
                   _|⁀|_
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                [[]☗  ☗ []]    Delete!
              ___\ ﹏﹏ /___      Delete!
            /                 \      Delete!
           /   /| / ¯¯¯ \ |\   \
          |   | | / ¯¯¯ \ | |   |
          |   | | / ¯¯¯ \ | |   |
          |   | | / ¯¯¯ \ | |   |
          (__)  \_________/  (__)
                |   | |   |
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                |[ ]| |[ ]|
                |   | |   |
          ______/___]_[___\_______
           credit s.ecc.im/5f6cfw

      Welcome to Mondas, home of the Cybermen.

arehaz.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::5
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_9.6
cert  OK  69 days
backup  OK  2025-11-30T03:03 
      ___________
     /-/_"/-/_/-/|
    /"-/-_"/-_//||   “ We are the Borg. Lower your shields
   /__________/|/|     and surrender your ships. We will add
   |"|_'='-]:+|/||     your biological and technological
   |-+-|.|_'-"||//     distinctiveness to our own. Your
   |[".[:!+-'=|//      culture will adapt to service us.
   |='!+|-:]|-|/       Resistance is futile. ”
    ----------
   Carlo Valenti


       Welcome to Arehaz, home of the Borg Collective.

messaline.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::7
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_9.7
https WARN Failed to run check (known not-a-problem) 
[ no server motd ]

osekkal.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::8
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_9.7
cert  OK  39 days
backup  OK  2025-11-30T03:00 
┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│                                                 │
│   The Sphere didnt just give us its language.   │
│                                                 │
│   We have recorded everything it has seen and   │
│   experienced the last 100,000 years.           │
│                                                 │
└─────────────────────────────────────────────────┘

    Welcome to Os Ek'kal ("The Ancient Sphere")

terlina3.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::4
ping CRIT (known not-a-problem)
ssh  NR  Not run
cert  NR  Not run
backup  NR  Not run 
[ no server motd ]

ekthelios.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::6
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_9.2p1
cert  OK  45 days
backup CRIT backup not found (404: Not Found) (known not-a-problem) 
  
     " The Identity Laws can only be invoked by one who 
      can verify their own identity. Please verify your 
      identity immediately or you will be executed. "
  
        Welcome to Ekthelios, home of the Gatebots.

Services on transgirl.fr

auth.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  32 days
https  OK  200: OK

tube.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  28 days
https  OK  200: OK

yt.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  32 days
https  OK  200: OK

embed.yt.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  76 days
https  OK  200: OK

yt2.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  27 days
https  OK  302: Found

dav.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  27 days
https  OK  302: Found

rss.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  27 days
https  OK  200: OK

notes.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  notes.transgirl.fr: 54 days
notes.tgl.prx.clifford.lol: 84 days
n.ecc.im: 83 days
https  OK  200: OK

glowfic.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  30 days
glowfic  OK  200: OK

cups.mc.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  doom.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
minecraft  OK  [0/20]

babel.mc.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  doom.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
minecraft  OK  [0/20]

pds.bsky.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  132.226.213.139
ping  OK 
cert  OK  27 days
bsky_pds  OK  {"version":"0.4.67"}

app.bsky.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  27 days
https  OK  200: OK

embed.bsky.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  27 days
https  OK  200: OK

mastodon.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  66 days
https CRIT Connection Error: mastodon.transgirl.fr

chat.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  68 days
https  OK  200: OK

media.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  40 days
media  OK  200: OK

Services on clifford.lol

matrix.clifford.lol

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  27 days
matrix  OK  GOOD

data.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.osekkal.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_9.7

auth.intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  87 days
https  OK  200: OK

kanji.intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  32 days
https  OK  200: OK

octoprint.intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  37 days
https  OK  302: FOUND

misc

openpgpkey  OK  All addresses OK

Services on ecc.im

s.ecc.im

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  33 days
https  OK  200: OK

Other services

offsite.wiki.executive.srcf.net

dns  OK  execwiki.srcf.clifford.lol.
-> v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  50 days
updated  OK  2025-11-30T01:00

Static sites

transgirl.fr

dns  OK  132.226.213.139
ping  OK 
cert  OK  27 days
https  OK  200: OK

start.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  41 days
https  OK  200: OK

hrt.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  70 days
updated  OK  2025-11-30T05:11

memes.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  60 days
https  OK  200: OK

ecc.im

dns  OK  195.144.8.63, 2a07:244:63::3
ping  OK 
cert  OK  83 days
https  OK  200: OK

hey.ecc.im

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  70 days
https  OK  200: OK

ellie.clifford.lol

dns  OK  webserver.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  ellie.clifford.lol: 38 days
www.clifford.lol: 36 days
https  OK  200: OK
301: Moved Permanently
gemini  OK  20 text/gemini

eleanor.clifford.lol

dns  OK  webserver.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  38 days
https  OK  200: OK

ori.clifford.lol

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  27 days
https  OK  200: OK
gemini  OK  20 text/gemini

files.clifford.lol

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  27 days
https  OK  200: OK

slider.clifford.lol

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  70 days
https  OK  200: OK

intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  87 days
https  OK  200: OK

oriel.intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  87 days
https  OK  200: OK

ml.backdoors.uk

dns  OK  webserver.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  69 days
https  OK  200: OK
302: Found