Essential to any department running a webserver is the role of spider catcher, to humanely relocate any spiders which escape the web into other parts of the building or the surrounding area! Complementary with the (web)pagemaster, the spider catcher should be able to sensitively catch a wide range of arachnids.
If you are reading this page, then I regret you have been the victim of computer scientist's humour. I can, however, assure you that no spiders were harmed!
